Rules of goofballs.moe:

  1. You do not talk about goofballs.moe
  2. You DO NOT TALK ABOUT GOOFBALLS.MOE
  3. A goofball must protect his own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second rules
  4. No Demons, No Werewolves, No vampires
  5. Fact: Floridians are the most powerful race in the world
  6. Australians are honorary
  7. No girls allowed
  8. Transwomen are only real women when it comes to Rule 7
  9. Rule 7 does not apply to Japbabes, please message the admin to confirm your Japbabe status
  10. PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
  11. No ecelebs
  12. Racism, Xenophobia, Antisemitism, Homophobia, Transphobia
  13. 2d > 3dpd
  14. your waifu a shit
  15. Don't be gay
  16. Unless you're doing it ironically
  17. Random crits are a blessing from Saint Walker
  18. Confucius say: Man who run in front of car get tired, Man who run behind car get exhausted
  19. All of your opinions are wrong except the ones I agree with
  20. GOTO 10
  21. Never forget
  22. ENGLISH ONLY USA, ENGLISH ONLY USA, ENGLISH ONLY USA, ENGLISH ONLY USA
  23. kill yourself irl if you use the vaccinator, this is not a joke
  24. you dont have to kill yourself if you use the deadringer but you should still consider it
  25. Don't do drugs
  26. Alcoholism is cool
  27. GET GOOD, GET LMAOBOX!
  28. Y'know don't say s-swears
  29. Total friendly death
  30. Do you remember? The 21st rule of goofballs.moe