I met Random and Eric Zhang at tc_hydro a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Random looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped slut." I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Random you found another goofball?", "Yeah Eric, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Random jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Eric jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Random undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Random just kept pushing her head down.

Random looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie. Before continuing, Random had removed his clothes, Eric said it was to 'gain additional strength.' I watched as Random then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her ass with his hands. Eric who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs!", as he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling onto my shirt. I then felt what I can assume was Eric's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

Needless to say we aren't together anymore.